i wish there was a musicals con where everyone dresses up as elphabas and heathers and mariuses and have sing offs and stuff that would be so cool
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life